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The Awesome Potential Of Big Data & Predictive Analytics In Africa

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                                            Africa At A Crossroads, Innovate Or Die.
What is Big Data?
Every day, we create 2.5 quintillion bytes of data — so much that 90% of the data in the world today has been created in the last two years alone. This data comes from everywhere: sensors used to gather climate information, posts to social media sites, digital pictures and videos, purchase transaction records, and cell phone GPS signals to name a few. This data is big data.
Find Insights & Patterns
Big data is more than simply a matter of size; it is an opportunity to find insights in new and emerging data types and content, in order to make your business more agile, and to answer questions that were previously considered beyond your reach. Until now, there was no practical way to harvest this opportunity. Today platforms for Big Data use state of the art technologies including patented advanced analytics to open the door to a world of possibilities.

Gap is Closing 


Africa may trail the US and Europe in terms of technology, but the gap is closing fast. It seems our economic woes have inspired us to harness certain technologies with more zeal and in more innovative ways. Yup, when necessity said she mothered invention,she wasn’t lying.
For example, mobile banking has enabled the small business merchant do business in ways they could only dream of during the days of cutthroat loans and complex credit facilities. Another example is in the area of backup electricity generation, which I’ll wager we’re ahead of the pack. Who needs nuclear, right? Yes, it’s a small victory but if power fails at our own Super bowl, the ‘inverters’ will keep the lights on while we switch on the ‘big gen’.

Big Data Spans Three Dimensions: Volume, Velocity and Variety.


Volume: Enterprises are awash with ever-growing data of all types, easily amassing terabytes—even petabytes—of information.
Velocity: Sometimes 2 minutes is too late. For time-sensitive processes such as catching fraud, big data must be used as it streams into your enterprise in order to maximize its value.
Variety: Big data is any type of data - structured and unstructured data such as text, sensor data, audio, video, click streams, log files and more. New insights are found when analyzing these data types together.

Data Analytics
Moving on, one area where technology can swiftly bridge the gap is in data analytics. Data analytics, often coupled with the term “predictive modelling”, is the rapidly growing discipline of using data gathered in the past to predict what will happen in the future. It is as crazy as it sounds, yet a science. It is how Netflix suggests interesting TV shows or how Target knew a teen girl was pregnant before her father did. .
The Economist reports Cyber security, Cloud analytics and Data analytics – which all have a symbiotic relationship – as three top tech trends for 2015. These are interesting times indeed. Due to increased investments in the three areas, barriers to accessing big-data and analytics have fallen drastically. Literally anyone with an internet connection can have a supercomputer running a thousand miles away, doing their bidding, round the clock. 
Smart Cities
Many African IT companies provide their services this way and it’s smart. One can now tap into the cloud and big-data without factoring power cuts, black-market diesel or expensive internet plans into their expenditure.Predictive modelling techniques are employed in farming, manufacturing, finance, warfare and oil exploration, to name a few and there is plenty of untapped potential for this in Africa.
Artists Smart City Rendition
Farmers can be encouraged to subscribe to analytics – or precision agriculture. IBM’s research into precision agriculture accurately highlights the importance of making smarter decisions regarding planting, fertilizing and harvesting crops; pointing out that 90% of crop losses are due to bad weather. While it might not be as easy as taking your clothes off the line before the rains, knowing weather patterns helps farmers make decisions before a single seed hits the dirt.
Knowing in advance the risk created by adverse weather, farmers are better able to access insurance and in turn, loans from the bank. This is already being done in Kenya with the Kilimo Salama crop insurance scheme. That’s a whole ecosystem revived.
Kilimo Salama Infographic
Exciting Possibilities.
Retailers such as Konga or Jumia could gain valuable insights into the lives of thousands of customers at their doorstep. Proper customer segmentation through analytics can easily provide a platform to tackle this. Marketing would be more accurate as packaging and offers would be tailored to individual tastes and peculiarities.
Big data and analytics presents the African continent with lots of questions. And exciting possibilities. Can predictive models discern between clean and fraudulent mobile money transactions? With that kind of accuracy, we could see an open market and an upsurge in mobile money services. Which would lead to a more secure, robust industry.
Big-Data and Analytics
The 4 Vs Of Big Data IBM /Image Source 
Big-Data and Analytics may not be the magic wand to these problems but an awareness of the benefits of analytics and technical expertise will create tangible value for businesses, industry and the local economy.
The time is now for the African continent to invest in Big Data since the infrastructure required is already present and is provided either as Infrastructure as a Service, IaaS or Software as a Service, SaaS. To gain access to the free tools available, the only barrier to entry is an internet connection.
 And an additional incentive which can speed up the uptake of Big Data, AI and associated technologies is tha fact that there is currently plenty of unused broadband bandwidth, dotting the coasts of Africa.
Courtesy of TechCabal , Additional Reporting By Marcel Masaga @magesa
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Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014): The Third ( And Hopefully Final) Instalment Of The Planet Of The Apes Trilogy.

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Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes: The Third ( And Hopefully Final) Instalment Of The Planet Of The Apes Trilogy.


The planet of the apes franchise has released it latest offering the Dawn of The Planet of The Apes. The film premiered on Thursday 10th July and so far it promises to be a resounding success having generated sales in the region of $ 4.1 million that’s according to the Internet Movie Database, IMDb. The movie opened in 2750 theatres in North America on Thursday night.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) follows in the tradition of the other two instalments Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) and The Planet of the Apes ( 2001). For those of you not in the know the series is a science fiction adventure that follows the antics of Caesar the Ape.

Caesar the Hyper Intelligent Ape

Caesar the ape mutated into a hyper intelligent being after receiving a shot of Gen Sys vaccine, ALZ-112, designed to cure neurological disorders such as Alzheimer’s disease. At the risk of being a major spoiler, you really need to watch the two preceding movies.

Caesar undergoes harassment at the hands of the zoo keepers after being ejected from the house of Dr Will Rodman who raised him, after noticing his talents.

 Caesar leads a revolt in the zoo releasing all the other primates at the zoo this after, he resorts to bipedalism and human speech. The plot picks up from the last installment Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) where Caesar the ape has now morphed into a fully fledged human (read hyper intelligent being) bent on revenging the misdeeds that were meted out on him, his mum and other apes in captivity by humans.

The Dawn of The Planet of The Apes- 2014 Summer Blockbuster.



The Dawn of The Planet of The Apes is proving to be a real summer blockbuster going by the rave reviews it is already receiving from social media barely 24 hours after it premiered on the big screen in the USA. This movie is big on 3D animation as evidenced by the 350 and 360 large screen format the picture has been released in.


 I have watched the movie and I must say it is not as good as the first installment Planet of the Apes though the SFX are mindboggling. I strongly recommend this movie as it promises to be the biggest release for the summer of 2014.

Mdaku.
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5 Injured As Explosion Rocks The Eastleigh Somali Area of Nairobi, Kenya Police Chief Moses Nyakwama Confirms.

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An explosion has rocked a mainly Somali neighbourhood in Kenya's capital Nairobi, police say.

Nairobi police chief Moses Nyakwama told AFP news agency that at least five people were reportedly injured in the blast in the Eastleigh neighbourhood.
Last month, a grenade blast in Eastleigh left seven people dead.
Kenya accuses neighbouring Somalia's al-Qaeda-linked al-Shabab group of trying to destabilise the country.
Reuters news agency reports that its correspondent at the explosion site has seen pools of blood on the ground, as the wounded were swiftly moved away.
Ambulance sirens have wailed through Nairobi's congested streets, it reports.
Mr Nyakwama said details about the latest explosion were still sketchy, AFP reports.
"We do not know exactly what happened... Police are currently heading to the scene to get more details," he is quoted as saying.
Courtesy Of BBC
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Over 120 dead in Kenyan Pipeline Fire Explosion In Sinai, Lunga Lunga Slum Of Nairobi, Kenya.

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NAIROBI — More than 100 people burned to death in a fire on a fuel pipeline in Sinai, Lunga Lunga slum area in the Kenyan Capital, three miles from the city center of Nairobi, police said Monday. 

"We are putting the number of dead at over 120, we are waiting for body bags to put the victims into," said Thomas Atuti, area police commander.
The explosion took place in Nairobi's Lunga Lunga industrial area, which is surrounded by the densely packed tin-shack housing of the Sinai slum.
"There had been a leak in the fuel pipline earlier, and people were going to collect the fuel that was coming out," said Joseph Mwego, a resident.

"Then there was a loud bang, a big explosion, and smoke and fire burst up high."
Many residents were caught up in the blaze, and an AFP reporter at the scene counted scores of charred bodies around the fire.
"People were trying to scoop fuel from the pipeline," a Red Cross official told AFP by telephone, adding that the organisation had sent a team to the scene of the fire.
Firefighters sprayed chemical foam to try to contain the fire, while both police and soldiers roped off the area and pushed people back from the area.
Fuel leaks and oil tanker accidents in Africa often draw huge crowds scrambling to scoop fuel, resulting in many deaths due to accidental fires.
In 2009, 122 people were killed after a fire erupted while they were drawing fuel from an overturned tanker in western Kenya.
AFP.
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Read,Download Kenya's Alcohol Bill Supplement No 70 -Mututho Laws-Alcohol Control Act 2010- In Full In Pdf Format Here.

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"And Ye Shall Know The Truth And The Truth Shall Set You Free"-John 8:32-KJV.

Read, Share, Download or Print This Elusive Document-The Alcohol Control Act 2010- Also Known As The Mututho Law Here-Changamkamkenya.
Kenya Supplement No 70 Alcohol Bill-Mututho Laws.
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Hot Concerts:Jazz & Cocktails, Jan. 20 2010 @ Karen Country Lodge « East Africa Events Kahawa Lounge

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Tips For Hosting A Perfect Nairobi Wedding-Event In Kenya, East Africa. « East Africa Events Kahawa Lounge

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Events East Africa-Satire -Tips For Hosting The Perfect Nairobi Wedding On A Saturday.

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                                                   The Perfect Nairobi Wedding


The Perfect Setting For A Nairobi Wedding On A Sato.



Nairobi weddings are wonderful. Wonderfully boring that is. Routine, predictable, tradition. Perhaps that is how a wedding is supposed to be, boring.
First, they’re all on Satos. That’s another Nairobi thing, Sato. A Sato is a super day that comes after Friday, sunny, windy, blue sky. The only bad thing about Sato is weddings. Sato must not be confused with Saturday – that plain old first day of the weekend. Me, I love Satos.

Let’s go back a little. First, this wedding was conceived in another wedding, a ‘committee’ was formed. A loose coalition of friends and relatives whose blood will be extracted to finance this concert. The wedding committee’s job is to attend meetings where relatives talk about relatives who fail to attend. Generally, people in committees take their job very seriously. They print out cards and sell to strangers who don’t know you so that you can have a good boring wedding. No one knows why they do this. Perhaps it is that deep desire within those new to Nairobi, to be in a wedding line-up.

Flurry Of Activities.


Then there is a flurry of activities, colour schemes, venue visits, dress fittings, cake tastings, before the big Sato. Then the BIG Sato! Green open grounds, orange tents, expensive cars looking meek in purple ribbons. The ladies, all have the same hair do, gel, tightness, and a bun on top – shiny clothes. The chaps are in costly ‘najivunia’ suits, increasingly with an African print shirt made in Westgate.
There is an MC Churchill who will imitate a politician Kalonzo. There is a boy band Just Another Band which will imitate another boy band.

Mad Aunts.


Mad aunts, often just old maids from way back may get inspired by a mathematical angel, and the mic tightly in her mouth, spank everyone with her rendition of Munishi’s unreleased.
If you’re getting married, block out that day, the wedding will take the whole day. If you’re a guest, it will only take roughly your whole day, mainly between 8.00 am and midnight. You’re free before and after that.

Sitting Rules.


Sitting has rules. There is a high table, bride’s side, and groom’s side. As a rule, the further you are from people, the less important you are. You’ll also notice your plastic plate doesn’t have a small piece of stewed chicken.
When it comes to weddings, trust your instincts. At least when it comes to food, trust your instincts and eat nothing. I never understood how they can feed so many well dressed people, from small metal dishes, so much bad food, and warm soda, from a wooden crate, and get paid for it. As a rule no wedding ever has a cold soda.


Charles Marwa's Giant Wedding Cake.


A cake follows. Often a very nice cake. As nice as the cake in the wedding last week and the one before it. The cake is placed in a small flowery tent nicknamed ‘Gazebo’.
Everything has a special name in a wedding; bridal party, matron of honour, maid of honour, best man, groom, bride, stag (yay!). Even taking jpegs is called a photo session. Talking is called a speech session. Then prayer session. Then confusion.
No one knows how to end a wedding. There are murmurings, cars reversing, where next? I need a ride.

Giant Cake Delivered By A Midget.


Some weddings are exceptional. Like mine for instance. My cake, for one, this kind lady, a full 3 feet when standing straight (about 7 feet tall when angry) this lady, she made the cake in Kampala, booked a whole bus, Akamba. On each single seat, she placed a cake. So the yellow bus, kind lady, driver, and cakes. The bus driver retired after this trip. So did all the traffic cops between K’la and Nairobi, for they had truly seen it all.

The groom’s mother, when asked to speak, told the bride that she is lucky to have been chosen at the very last minute from a shortlist of 24 8! The brides father asked the audience to please remind him which of his daughters is getting married this time. There were 6 grooms men, from 4 different nationalities, united by a famous bird, in a bottle, being passed around under the table. The last chap forgot and passed the bottle on to Father. The good Father, forgetting where he was, took a swig. I have since been banned from all churches. Makanisa chote!





The Famous Grouse: A Famous Scottish Bird Known To Imbibers The World Over.

I have no idea why we put ourselves through this, wasting precious Satos, and the lord gave us only one Sato each week. And we waste them on boring weddings. We organise them, we attend them, and we star in them.
There used to be a wedding season, from July to December, now there is no season, nor reason.

Bring Your Parents, Friends, Relatives,Weddingcrashers....and A Holy Man.


It used to be, bring your parents, friends, relatives, a holy man, and your god or gods, and before all these assembled, preferably in a holy-ish place, you declare your love for this person no one understands. You say how you’ll love, respect, honour them (and hurriedly mention something about death). That was the main thing. Commit, promise; it’s even called a vow.


                                         
                                            Circa Two Years After A Perfect Nairobi Wedding.


And we should never forget that. You don’t have to get married, but when you do, remember, you’re wasting everyone’s Sato to declare your commitment to a union that doesn’t make sense to them. When seated at the high table being served warm soda, remember this.

So please respect the time and money people put in by at least trying to make it a good marriage.

And the rest of us, eating, sitting, getting bored. We spent time, money and energy for this one day. How come we can’t spend even one minute thereafter to try make sure this senseless union lasts. We laugh when they fall. When they fight, instead of supporting both, we take sides, strengthening one side against the other. Both lose.
So how can we help them stay together? I don’t know, the groom, si I thought he is your homie? You should know.

Reproduced With Permission From The Author :For These And More Rib Tickling Articles You Can Follow Charles Marwa On Twitter @xmarwax.
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